Karma's Just Plain Mean!

In 6 very short days, I have got to shrink 5 more pounds in order to fit into this delightful bridesmaid dress. My friend Allison is getting married in Klamath Falls on Saturday and so I have much to look forward to! We are on our own for hair, makeup, and accessories, which is perfect, because I found an accessory that will match this dress perfectly...

...Sigh. This is called Karmic retribution, and I awoke to it this morning. If you'll remember, I laughed at my father all through Christmas for his reindeer schnoz.
Well, this is called "payback" and it hurts so badly. I touched my nose by accident a little while ago and I can still feel the throbbing. Of course, just after this photo was taken, I layered on the foundation in an attempted to stop the planes from landing in our neighborhood, but it only barely helped. I can't imagine garnering any sympathy for this, but let me just warn you all: what goes around, comes around!